michael chairs

Vape god

michael chairs blows fat fuckin clouds

by 6 inches is enough September 23, 2019

bi chair

How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.

Human one:

wow

Human two:

what

Human one:

your so gay man

Human two:

why thank you I love my bi chair

Human one:

How the hell do you do that

Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*

by Gaybabyinatrenchcoat November 19, 2019

Your chair is sexy

Shes down to fuck

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room

by yeetyeetdanielstink November 8, 2019

lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole

Top : oh yeah baby

Bottom : LETTUCE CHAIR

by Honey mustard February 3, 2020

dirty chair

Dirty chair is when u take a chair and fuck it while the chair legs is but fucking somone else.

i got dirty chaired yeasterday with my 3 other friends.

by Bagget aka Noa April 28, 2020

Horible chairs

Horible chairs are something Anix calls the folding chairs in bloxburg

They are Horible chairs.

by MercuryOfficial July 9, 2020

Golden Chair

If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.

A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.

Golden Chair I'll be right back.

by YITBOS UMD91 January 28, 2021