Castle Rock

An overpiceded haven of whiteness in the really white state of Colorado full of stuck-up vapid people who live in the many McMasions all over town you want a house that costs less than $500k look elsewere, you don't need a 3000 sq foot house you won't find that here, if you want the only placed in Colorado the PGA used to go this is it. I don't know what people are vapeing here but its not THC no Dispensaries In C-rock only white soccer mans the call the cops if they see a boy with long hair

Person Castle Rock: $5k a month is a lot for a mortgage but I'm cut from the golden sperm cloth so its ok
Person from Castle Rock 2: I mean small price to pay to never see a person with dark skin am I right?

by r0w1ck April 2, 2024

Castle Greyskull

When an older woman takes out her dentures and then goes down on you. You then pull out and ejaculate all over her face, then you throw her husbands ashes on her face!!!

I gave Elaine a Castle Greyskull last night and she just wanted more but there were no ashes left now we’ll have to wait until Ash Wednesday now.

by anonymous February 21, 2026

castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there

Definition :
Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!

by f89hwa e0ihubafsdu September 17, 2025

Castlebar

The town in Co. Mayo that all the edgers migrate to during gooning season. Only notable feature is McDonalds. Has a 99.99% retard rate. Also known as the most ahh town in Ireland, or the retard capital of Ireland.

John: I’m having my birthday in Castlebar!
Darren: Fuck you. You are a disgrace you fucking dumb stupid butthead idiot.

John: Hey, that’s not nice, Castlebar is a good place!
Darren: * gestures with thumb towards John* Get a load of this average Castlebar glazer!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

CastleVazi

CastleVazi’s are a castlevania-inspired group that usually works with Neo-Nazi groups to target CastleVania fans, they aren’t kind. They are usually antisemitic and their symbol is the “Xi” (Ξ) in Greek. They are usually illiterate. They are also prevalent in the fandom. They are sometimes linked to TCC (Usually columbine). Their quotes are “The Three Lines Never Fade In The Fog” they usually don’t watch the show or play the games. or take photos. They are also racists. they hate on people for their skin color. their gender. They’re xenophobic. they worship Alucard. Juste Belmont. and Leon Belmont for their hair color and their eye color. (Cause they look like “the perfect European man”) .

“The Three Lines Never Fade In The Fog fellow CastleVazi..”

by theCVACguy October 5, 2025

Castle

a curse word for someone who doesn’t touch grass, one who only plays fortnite and roblox all day. MUST be capitalized like a name if you’re calling someone it though.

“god, you’re such a Castle, man.. stop gaming all day.”

by theactualbrainrotking December 1, 2025

Bellbridge Castle Advantics

The Adventures and Antics of the Castle in the lost city of Bellbridge, London.

Have you read that series, Bellbridge Castle Advantics By ~PrincessOfBellbridge?

by Graypoopon June 24, 2012