carrot smoothie

a swfit gliding man who arrives to his place of work each morning on his belly

The carrot smoothie, john, did not have an escape route and therefore bellied into the trash.

by Pisces Aneas January 27, 2009

Carrot Dangle

The male equivalent to the ever fascinating woman's side-boob.

Jeez you guys, did you see Dane's carrot dangle today?

by Sam Howat April 10, 2012

Carrot

the act of putting a carrot in ones pants to make a buldge.

sir do you have a carrot in your pants

by mystery loverr January 28, 2014

Carrot dick

A dick that is very big/large and long/ meaty

Omg! Curt has suck a carrot dick!!

by Daddyhooters October 9, 2020

drop carrots

To throw up, barf, puek, up chuck.
Usually comes after drinking a lot of hard alcohol or is sick naturally

At Parsons party, the alcohol made me drop carrots.

by headmad March 2, 2007

bowel carrots

The name given to solid carrot shape formations passed by humans from the bowel into a loo. Also know as Rusty carrots.

As Johnny flushed the toilet he waved goodbye to his long but not forgotten bowel carrots.

by vindows wertex September 30, 2007

A Carrot Puller

A women or girl who is known to the general population as a tease, or will only go as far sexually as giving a hand job.

Dude so you known that girl i met last week? She was totally A Carrot Puller, she was such a tease.

by The Rug Bird March 24, 2009