Callum

Dork who doesn't shut up about watches and cars i swear
Callum: hey look at this car
"I don't fucking care"
by Majoea March 26, 2023
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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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A Callum

He tricked us when he did a Callum off the boat
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callum heaton

callum heaton is gay
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Callum Skinner

A 4 foot man that has an tiny penis and shags his brothers .
That guy is such a Callum Skinner
by chimmychonga June 02, 2020
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The Callum fallicy

The act of getting zero pussy and only going for your friend's Ex's
I know you get zero pussy but You really need to stop hitting up my ex, what you're doing is the Callum Fallicy
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callum glover

Man callum Glover can be cool one moment and really mad the next
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