No-Causer

A slur against people that don't have a christmas cause.

Junblip recoiled when his friends called him a No-Causer

by Habson8794 December 15, 2023

Lost Cause

A lost cause is someone who it is not worth it to try getting something through to them because it will be nothing anyway.

Billy: Don't try getting through to Zaden. He's a "Lost Cause"
Bob: Wow!

by kindashadow January 16, 2024

mr carusso

cool teacher who basically taught us in the best way and is just chill lol anyways he looks like Ed Sheeran...

classs: yo its mr carusso...
class 2: yo im hyped uppppp!!!!

by goodatwriting January 31, 2024

Albert Camus

A Fr*nch fucking bastard he probably has a baguette shaped dildo

"omg albert camus is such a great author" - said noone ever
"albert camus? more like alBUM camus"
"OMGG yes beat my wife and kill arabs!!!" - albert camus

albert camus is the Morgz 2016 of literature, he likes likes yaoi, and is the twink of all writers

"wow that guy is such an Albert Camus (hes a fucking bum)"

"wow, what an Albert Camus"

by fr0st 3oo May 27, 2024

Luhlde Cause Rukus King Kobra

Luhlde Cause Rukus King Kobra is an individual strictly on bad timing. Most would say he is a level 97 YN. A Menace, Coniving, Slimey, Crook. He’s just unpredictable. Don’t know what’s coming next. “Real Deal Slime”

Luhlde Cause Rukus King Kobra just took my gun!

by Frreee4cam January 24, 2025

Preserved Causality Theory

A hypothetical framework proposing that faster-than-light (FTL) travel does not necessarily imply time travel or causality violation. Contrary to conventional physics (where FTL equals time travel via relativity), Preserved Causality Theory suggests that causality is more fundamental than light speed limits—that there's a deeper structure ensuring causes precede effects regardless of velocity. This could involve privileged reference frames, quantum non-locality extended to macroscopic scales, or novel spacetime geometry that allows FTL without temporal paradoxes. The theory opens the door to interstellar travel while keeping grandma safe from accidental erasure. It's the dream of every sci-fi fan who wants warp drive without the headache of meeting your own grandfather.

"But Einstein said FTL equals time travel!" they protested. "Preserved Causality Theory," the warp drive engineer replied, "suggests Einstein was right about light but wrong about causality being tied to it. We're going to Alpha Centauri in a week, and we'll be back before we left—no, wait, we'll be back after we left. Causality preserved. Probably." The theory remains unproven, but so does faster-than-light travel itself."

by Nammugal March 4, 2026

Preserved Causality Theory

A framework proposing that causality is fundamental and conserved—that even in extreme conditions (FTL travel, time dilation, quantum weirdness), cause-effect relationships are preserved. Preserved Causality suggests that causality isn't just a feature of our spacetime but a conserved quantity, like energy or momentum. You can stretch it, bend it, maybe even warp it—but you cannot break it. FTL doesn't mean time travel; it means we don't yet understand how causality is preserved at those speeds.

"They said FTL means time travel—therefore impossible. Preserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. We don't know how FTL preserves it, but that doesn't mean it can't. The theory buys time for engineers: causality isn't fragile; it's fundamental."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026