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Cactus Hoe

A Bitch/Hoe who has not shaved in some time, and the hair that is growing back has a similar texture to cactus thorns.
Laquanda: DAYMN TYRONE, you can see them prickles through thats bitches jeans !
Tyrone: Lanqunda, you got a cactus hoe on you ass.
by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016
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Swagging a Cactus

When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.
by capitaly777 May 25, 2011
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Jazz Cactus

bhang, benj, boo, bud, buddha, cannabis, cheeba, choof, daccha, dank, devil's lettuce, djamba, doobage, dope. endo, gage, ganja, ganj, grass, green, greenery, hash, hashish, hemp, herb, Mary Jane, MJ, marihoochie, marijuana, Mary Joanna, method, mezz, muggle, mull, pot, puff, reefer, sensimillia, sensimilla, shit, sweetleaf, tea, Texas tea, trees, twig, wacky tobaccy, weed, yarndie, zombie, chronic, dagga, Indian hemp, kind bud. kush, purple haze, schwag, Thai stick, recreational drug, tetrahydrocannabinol, THC, marijuana cigarette
Bryan Kelly enjoyed using that Jazz Cactus.
by NotUrWifey October 5, 2023
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Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020
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cactus

a person who is too mush of a prick to be named a prick
you are not a prick you are the entire cactus
by Sasin September 22, 2021
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Cactus

James was such a cactus last night
Aren't you right
by The Aussie Fucker December 3, 2019
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cactus pot

A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.
"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"
by eevod January 21, 2025
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