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Cactus Moment

The deep feeling of sadness you get when you think about the demotion of the best Synapse X Helpers, Vaktus. Very sad.
Vaktus: *says something*

Other person: Damn, what a cactus moment :(((
by Hogsbig February 2, 2019
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Fire Cactus

When you hit your friends vape or a penjamin and you can’t stop coughing.
Friend A: Hey, hit my vape!
Friend B: Okay!
*coughing*
Friend B: SHIT! Damn Fire Cactus!
by Snixxx April 21, 2024
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pokey cactus

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.
Since we're on the beach with a bottle of glue, how about I give you a pokey cactus?
by Bshshdbs March 10, 2016
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Arizona Cactus Pile

Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.
My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.
by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023
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Cactus Drunk

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.
by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024
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senior cactus

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!

Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017
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swollen cactus

When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.

Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.
My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus
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