fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018

Cactus

When something is really bad or disturbing. Is a derogatory term used to show disapproval.

Jim is going outn with Sarah on Saturday. Thats cactus!

by laurakii October 1, 2010

cactus kerfucktis

Australian expression dressed up to sound Latin denoting something that is broken. Also shortened to 'cactus'.

"Why don't we watch something on the telly (TV)?"
"We can't because it's cactus kerfucktis"

by OzzieHank December 1, 2016

cactus nig

a prick who talks shit

dude look at that guy

yeah hes such a cactus nig!

by 1i1nig July 7, 2016

Cactus Crazy

Someone or something that is crazy like a cactus. This is a subdued but noticeable type of crazy. Also Alliteration

Tim is acting cactus crazy

by tther November 29, 2021

Cactus

A word used to express old men trying to be trendsetters but failing. The lesser version of the word Danky.

That flan is so Cactus. Tank and Preacher wishes their Cactus was Danky!

by sir-danksalot July 31, 2018

cactus drill

A spiked dildo that spins once inside the anus

Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?

Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025