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Cactus

A spikey plant you should not touch. It's green and has spikes. Mostly seen in movies in desert scenes.
"Ouch, I just touched at cactus"
by Cactus47 June 29, 2015
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fleshy cactus

when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.
You're so gay, (fleshy cactus) can't believe you didn't Clap Wactus.
by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018
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Lick My Cactus

It means to suck my dicc ..😑Be offended-Qveen💓💍
by Qveen Lieah June 24, 2017
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Cactus Cat Syndrome

Cactus Cat Syndrome (CCS)
Cactus Cat Syndrome is a condition that affects women, primarily those in their reproductive years, characterized by persistent vaginal dryness and discomfort. The name *Cactus Cat* is inspired by the sensation of dryness and irritation, likening it to the feeling of touching a dry cactus.
Symptoms:
Severe Vaginal Dryness:
The primary symptom of Cactus Cat Syndrome is an ongoing, severe dryness in the vaginal area, often accompanied by a feeling of tightness or roughness.
Painful Intercourse (Dyspareunia):
Women with CCS may experience significant discomfort or pain during sexual activity due to insufficient natural lubrication.
Itching and Burning:
Some individuals report a mild to moderate burning or itching sensation in the vaginal area, especially after prolonged periods of sitting or physical activity.
Irritation and Redness:
The vaginal tissues may appear inflamed or slightly red, often due to the friction caused by dryness.
Urinary Tract Sensitivity:
In some cases, CCS may also cause sensitivity during urination, making it feel like the urinary tract is dry or irritated.
My girl makes me itch she might have Cactus Cat Syndrome
by Dr.Z1 February 5, 2025
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Handbag cactus

A cactus you carry around in your handbag and take it out when you need it.
Guy 1: Hey man, you got any cacti on you? I left mine at home?
Guy 2: Yeah sure, I always got a handbag cactus with me. Careful with the thorns though. *unzips handbag*
Guy 1: Thanks man!
by Slim_smiple May 17, 2025
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Family Cactus

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Gurl: Family Cactus?
Boi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Family Cactus666 February 27, 2017
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Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus
"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."
by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022
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