pussy coupons

Name given to the part of pursuit/ courting a girl that involves making phone calls/ buying small gifts to let her know that you are thinking about her. Each single action is moving closer to ward being able to ask for sex (make a purchase).

"Oh, just a sec. Let me make a phone call to insert girl's name. I've got to put these pussy coupons for today."

by Lemas Mitchell January 22, 2008

Coupon Trash

A socioeconomic class of "people" who use coupons, vouchers, online discount codes, etc.

Store trainee: These customers brought in a coupon for a 2 for 1.

Store manager: Ugh, coupon trash. Process them quickly, then get them out of my shop.

by 40lb box of crepes July 8, 2011

the_perfect_couple

Two people who love each other with all of their hearts, and would do anything for one another. When they are always thinking of each other and want to be a part of everything in their lives. Always together as if they were inseparable. Love is not a strong enough word to describe the feelings they express.

An example of the_perfect_couple is Tom and Kristin.

by Tom I. January 29, 2007

Mexican Coupons

Food Stamps, especially the older 'paper stamp' kind, as opposed to the new credit card type.

My cousin complained once when he was 5 about how slow the checkout lines move when the people in front of you are using 'mexican coupons'. We laughed so hard we nearly passed out, and I have never used the words 'food stamps' since.

by Brett T. May 12, 2007

yuppie drinking coupon

A twenty-dollar bill, esp. one acquired from an automatic teller machine (ATM).

Brad thinks he's such hot stuff, just "casually" waving those yuppie drinking coupons around like that. He can get the next round, then.

by dwpocius May 30, 2006

Tennis Court Couple

1)A couple who sits in a disgusting shaddy place every day of the year and makes out in public in a disgustingly gushy way. Commonly at school tennis courts. Both people are usually extremely ugly and don't seem like ANYONE should ever kiss them.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.

Wow Jeese and Kelsey make a total Tennis Court Couple.

by mwahaha's accomplice March 25, 2005

Couples

To have sex with someone; Sexual intercourse

Used in the musical Spring Awakening.

Moritz: "One question, Melchie. How can you understand what a woman feels when she... you know... couples with a man?"

by Julia Gibbs December 23, 2010