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Counter-Strike

An addicting game combining the art of shooting terrorist with shooting little 5 year olds. Around with Counter-strike comes 1337 and those who laugh at the old farts that can't read it cause they are retarded. A game bent on getting pissed off and shooting a bunch of kids that like to scream in microphones all day long.

A great stress reliever, highly addictive, and very fun.
I've played for 2 years, people bash it but its cause they suck and most good people agree that this game is ub3r.
by j0hnn May 13, 2005
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Counteria

A food place where you order at the counter and get your own food to bring to your table, a la Baja Fresh. But better than a fast food place like McDonald's in both quality of food and service. Preferably with a condiment/salsa bar in close reach.
I don't want to go to a nice sit-down restaurant, let's go to a counteria.
by anne walls November 16, 2003
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counterfeit swagger

Swagger so fake a nigga must of stole it from Old Spice.
Why the fuck do you smell like Old Spice take that counterfeit swagger off and get a refund?
by C-Diz12 August 8, 2009
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Counterfeitology

The study of all aspects of counterfeiting and how to do it and get away with it. How to produce the best counterfits not only of money but of any brand product. Include analysis of object to be counterfited to see how it is made also how to make a perfect copy.
John is studying counterfeitology.
by Deep blue 2012 January 23, 2010
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Counterprofuctive

(adj.) Extremely counterproductive due to an undesirable state (e.g. being "fucked up" in some way).
"Trying to do math homework right now would be counterprofuctive because I just got hit with a baseball bat and can't think clearly."
by StakeNJeph February 10, 2010
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Counter Status

When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.
Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"

Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."
by Iaintgotnoshame May 11, 2010
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Counter Haterism

The opposite of being a hater, it's bringing hate to the haters. If someone is hatin' on you or your swag because they're fake or jealous. Just send them some counter haterisms their way you know you're real don't let anyone tell you different.
Bitch 1: Why you wearin' that jersey?
Bitch 2: Yeah you always be wearin' a jersey all the time don't you wear regular clothes or something and take those Foams off you can't rock those!
Me: Bitch please at least I can afford the shit I wear on a credit card and still have money left over to take my girl out while you're payin' for shit with a credit card and can't even afford to pay it back. I don't want to hear it.

That's Counter Haterism.
by DRose1 January 12, 2012
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