Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017

Clutch player

Cian Reddy in any game of seige or basketball

Damn I wish I had the clutch player, Cian on my team

by Jack Brennan March 20, 2021

Static Clutch

A gamer that is cracked as hell.

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.

by Static Clutch May 21, 2023

Clutch

Bad/shit

Omg I did so clutch on that test yesterday

Zoe) I just got a detention

Chelsey) that's so clutch man
Zoe) I know mate

by ZoëChelsey May 3, 2016

Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.

United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*

by Stanly5 September 24, 2025

Clutch Fatal

The utmost intense occurrence possible.
Something that no man should suffer through.
Something so badass that it makes your butt pucker, your hair stand on end, your pupils dilate, and your your gag reflex activate.
The highest bro compliment in the world.
A mixture of spades, overly gigantic wheels, pampered trucks, degraded and useless pick-ups, hats covering your eye-brows, and DGAF attitudes.

Bro... that was clutch fatal.
Watch out, clutch fatal crew is rollin through.
The pain was clutch fatal.
Clutch...fatal...bro.
He is so clutch fatal it's ridiculous.

by DeathstarHimself December 14, 2010