A "Cannoli closer" is a move used at the end of a less-than-satisfactory date where you order a cannoli for dessert and blow the cream-filling out onto your date's face to express dissatisfaction.
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A person who goes into a chat room and gets totally pissed off at someone and takes over their name. The cloner then makes nasty remarks about other chatters creating total havoc in the room. Everyone then iggys the original chatter and the clone. The cloner then takes over someone elses name and does the same thing. Everyone in the room soon hates everybody else in the room. It is hysterical.
suckysucky; Hey! Get off my damn name u stupid cloner!
suckyclone; Tiggerific is a cunt!
suckysucky; I didn't say that! My clone said that!
Tiggerific; sucky, I hate u! Fuck u, u asswipe!
suckysucky; Tigger, that wasn't me...I swear! It was my clone!!!
suckyclone; Tigger, u have the biggest ass in here, bitch!
Tiggerific; I thought sucky was my friend. Guess not...:(
suckyclone; Tigger, u HAVE no friends u freaking moron!
suckyclone; Tiggerific is a cunt!
suckysucky; I didn't say that! My clone said that!
Tiggerific; sucky, I hate u! Fuck u, u asswipe!
suckysucky; Tigger, that wasn't me...I swear! It was my clone!!!
suckyclone; Tigger, u have the biggest ass in here, bitch!
Tiggerific; I thought sucky was my friend. Guess not...:(
suckyclone; Tigger, u HAVE no friends u freaking moron!
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You know, I really wish you wouldn't fluff the covers while I am in the bathroom getting ready for bed.
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"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."
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