febreeze can

When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart

Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can

by Colton R April 22, 2018

can collector

Someone on the internet who is a slob, so lazy that they pile up soda or beer cans on their desk without throwing them away.

His room is such a mess because he won't clean up after himself, it's like his goal is to be a can collector.

by Skullar_YuTendo March 7, 2023

Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying

Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!

by Chill28 October 28, 2020

crusher can

A 32oz can of beer (usually economy brands like Milwaukee’s Beast)

“Get me a Beast Light crusher can at the liquor store while you’re out.”

by Fluxcore December 13, 2017

Floorbage Can

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.

Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can

by theFANUM February 12, 2010

Canned Corn

When someone says gives the same corny response everytime.

"How's your day going?"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"

by Ianthevedge April 21, 2021

Slop-Can

A messy garbage pail.

trash can

by Bailey April 6, 2004