Running a train on a Mountie.
I couldn't look Constable Bouchard in the eyes this morning. I don't know what came over us. I've never seen so many people Canada's History someone on a bear rug before. Meth is a helluva drug.
by MooseToga February 05, 2010
Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.
by Formidable Opponent February 05, 2010
A sexual maneuver involving a frigid woman and a man hung like a moose. The man stands over the woman and uses his moose-like phallus to ejaculate on her face and chest. After completion, he states "Tasty poutine, eh?" If the prudish woman responds in the negative, he burns her white house down a la the War of 1812. If she responds in the positive, he pays her a loonie and a toonie and whatever Canadian Tire money he has on him.
Sarah was left with a mess on her hands and face when Wayne burned her house down following a nasty Canada's History gone right.
by Steagle the Cobeagle February 05, 2010
Too despicable, too depraved even for Urban Dictionary. Sarah Palin is rumored to have stumbled across the sex act during a recent trip to Canada. After sharing a hearty breakfast of pancakes and maple syrup with the Pittsburgh Penguins, Palin was attempting to "dismantle" a set of moose antlers above the dining room table with the help of Sidney Crosby. While he struggled to hold both the ladder still with one hand and balance the Stanley Cup in the other, Sarah lost her footing and the rest is history. Canada's History.
"'Canada's History' makes some people feel good and other people feel bad." - Joyce King ... more or less.
by mshanl1026 February 05, 2010
A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.
by Ryan'oryan February 05, 2010
When a guy shaves off a girl's pubic hair and uses his semen to paste it on his face in the shape of a goatee.
by _@billyd February 05, 2010
Unspeakable sexual acts that must be censored by all search engines, and definitely NOT a respectable magazine.
by Wizbam February 05, 2010