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buy high

I was on a buy high all day at the store!
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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come today and buy some corn

Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn
by Randomguywastaken September 18, 2021
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Buy sausage

"Hey, whore, go buy sausage"
"I suck-suck-suck that the sausage"
by Abrikos December 19, 2016
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buy-lingual

Refers to a sneaky hard-sell person who "talks out of both sides of his mouth" to make a sale --- i.e., he deceitfully "speaks two different languages" at stretegic times throughout da various settings during his sales-speech in order to flim-flam da naive buyer into parting with his moolah.
Encyclopedia Brown always knew dat "shifty" folks like Bugs Meany and Wilford Wiggins were chronically "buy-lingual" in their ongoing attempts to swindle other youngsters around Idaville, and so he had to always be on his toes intellectually in order to stay a step ahead of those hoodlums.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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boredom buying

Buying random things you may or may not ever use because you have nothing to do and think they will add value to your life but they probably wont.
When I got home from work I had nothing to do so I started boredom buying.

That guy gets an obscene amount of packages, must be a boredom buyer.
by sb2008 February 8, 2018
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If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023
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buy a stick of butter

When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina
Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.
by hakym201 November 6, 2017
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