ghetto burrito

Step 1 : Finely crush up a bag of Doritos.

Step 2 : Add hot sauce and vegetable oil and a few drops of water.

Step 3 : Roll up, and compress crushed contents in bag.

Step 4 : Remove and enjoy your ghetto burrito.

"Ma.. whats for lunch?"

"Go grab a bag of Doritos and make yourself a ghetto burrito"

by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009

Digital Burrito

A joint with marijuana mixed with DMT

Person A) You tryin to go to outer space?

Person B)YEAH! lets smoke a digital burrito

by Tyler Kecinav April 9, 2011

Senor my burrito is dieing

When you or a food item is dieing

I bought a pancake from walmart and I screamed "SENOR MY BURRITO IS DIEING"!

by Mr. Senor November 10, 2010

Burris

A pangender-inclusive word used to describe a group of two or more people who may have varying genders, or whose genders may not be known at the time of use. The word rejects the false assumption of cisnormativity and prevents gender stereotyping in the idiomatically gender-biased English language.

Native or intoxicated Polish-American English speakers may interchangeably substitute the colloquial and gender-insensitive phrase "you guys" with the proper, gender-sensitive term "burris".

Gender-sensitive: "Hey burris, I'm going to drink heavily and throw axes tonight! I love Poland."
Colloquially: "Hey you guys, I'm going to drink heavily and throw axes tonight! I love Poland."

by BenShapiro June 23, 2018

Cancer Burrito

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.

Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!

by FRISKET II July 25, 2008

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 17, 2008

New Jersey Burrito Dog

When 2 gay men rub their penises together

Gay #1: "Have you ever had a New Jersey Burrito dog?"
Gay #2: "No..."
Gay #1: "You should, it's magical"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007