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Brazilian Ju jit su

Nerds karate, it doesn't have to be Brazilian any form of Ju jit su is just nerds karate.
Boy - Yo guess what I do Ju jit su!
Girl - cool, so nerds karate

Boy - come on

( Brazilian Ju jit su - Nerds karate, it doesn't have to be Brazilian any form of Ju jit su is just nerds karate. )
by R.F.O.W(real facts on words) February 28, 2022
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Brazilian Piñata

When you hang a bitch from the ceiling and smack her with your dick.
Albert gave his bitch the Brazilian piñata.
by Theoregonslayer2003 January 2, 2020
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Brazilian bear trap

Inviting a person to sit upon one’s lap, only to move one’s legs out of the way, making the other person sit on one’s genitals
Yesterday I tricked Alex into sitting on my balls with a Brazilian bear trap
by Qwsdfvbni June 23, 2023
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Brazilian bandsaw

When you have a girl, preferably Latin, stands over your face wearing a G string, pushes hard enough so her poop splits in half.
Gf: Can we do the Brazilian Bandsaw tonight babe?

Bf: if I get drunk enough
by Redbeard512 June 25, 2020
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Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.
Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.
by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011
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Brazilian Blitzkrieg

While at a music festival in Brazil, you violently fight your way through the crowd while naked, thunderously nutting on everything and everyone.
"The music festival was so much fun, until someone started the Brazilian Blitzkrieg, I got absolutely drenched"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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Brazilian funk

Brazilian funk, also called "funk carioca," is a music style born in Rio de Janeiro's favelas. It mixes fast beats, repetitive rhythms, and explicit lyrics . it's hugely popular at parties and clubs in Brazil and beyond. Some artists use it to address social issues and empower their communities. A lot of Americans listen to is without even knowing what it says.
by faggotsuperman123 May 10, 2024
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