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Kashi Bomb

The shituation that develops within one hour of eating a full bowl of Kashi brand cereal. It starts with a small rumble and progresses quickly to an imminent explosion.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
The following takes place 30 minutes into carpooling.

Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."

Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.

Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
by punchodex July 17, 2012
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Poop Bomb

A Poop Bomb is a giant weapon of ass destruction. Most commonly expelled from the anus in a short 3 second burst, with only minor warnings of flatulence and crippling gas cramps.
Angela gagged as she dropped a poop bomb in the toilet, creating an explosion of liquid shit and splattering watery chunks across everything in sight.
by The Flirtatious Flamingo February 25, 2018
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music bomb

to break out into song in a public place that typically does not have music at an unexpected time (no posters, no facebook events. well orchestrated, executed and completely random)

similar to picture bombing, but with music
Example 1: "Dude, did you hear that Andy walked into a random biology lecture class with an electric guitar, a massive amp, and a microphone and started riffing Baba O'Riley by The Who?"

"No way! I would have loved to music bomb that class!"

Example 2: "Andy brought an old school boombox into the Student Union, belted "You Raise Me Up" by Josh Groban, and left. We have just received confirmation that was a music bomb."

"I wish Andy would have consulted me about that music bomb, I play a wicked saxophone."
by greeneyedboy February 10, 2010
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cage bomb

In baseball: To hit a baseball in a batting cage that would have likely been a homerun on a regular size baseball field.
"Man, that was a cage bomb!"
by mousley January 30, 2010
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Christmas Bomb

When someone wraps anothers present in an obscene amount of layers of wrapping paper or other wrapping material, and forms a ball like shape.
Guy 1: Woah man this wrapping never ends!
Guy 2: You've been Christmas Bombed.
by Jay-Tee069 December 8, 2009
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Bermondsey bomb

An alcoholic beverage whereby the two ingredients of a Jaeger bomb are switched i.e. a shot of Red Bull and a glass of Jaegermeister. The drink was founded by graduates of the London School of Economics in Bermondsey, London (hence the name), and is being increasingly recognised in pubs, bars and club's across the UK and Europe.

The drink is renowned for its high-alcoholic content (owing to skewed proportions of spirit and mixer) and is commonly used by drinkers to achieve a faster and more effective rate of inebriation.
Could I please order three Bermondsey bombs and three shots of tequila?

Man need to get on it...time for a Bermondsey bomb.
by Bermondsey999 May 4, 2015
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Orca Bomb

To post various photos of Orcas on somebody's Facebook wall, with the intent of annoying them.
Person 1: "Yo man, Blake flipped out when I orca bombed his facebook last night!"

Person 2: "I prefer dolphins."
by thekillerwhale November 9, 2011
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