Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.
Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.
Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010
Get the Blog Monkey mug.To purposely falsify ones own age, for the express purpose of enticing the opposite sex. Average age reduction is 6-8 years, and this phenomenon is most commonly found on internet dating sites.
Girl 1: Did you see CamaroLover87? I can't believe he's only 28
Girl 2: I saw that guy the other day buying a Toto cd. He's 28 in blog years
Girl 2: I saw that guy the other day buying a Toto cd. He's 28 in blog years
by SherktheJerk June 11, 2011
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I'm going to play with my blog.
by stcharlesdude August 13, 2011
Get the blog mug.when you're wandering in the woods with your lover and you give him a blow job while perched on a log.
bj + log = blog
bj + log = blog
"Hey Sarah, what did you do this weekend?"
"Oh man, I was such a hussy. My man and I camped out in the woods and I gave him a blog."
"Oh man, I was such a hussy. My man and I camped out in the woods and I gave him a blog."
by hangingoutthinkingoffunnywords November 12, 2011
Get the blog mug.someone who reads many blogs only to gather them together and make their own blog about the subject.
by the yukon June 8, 2012
Get the blog fag mug.When an individual who maintains a blog has too many ideas or too much to share that he/she feels overwhelmed.
After spending a day people watching at the mall, I felt as though I had blog brain with all of the things that I wanted to comment on seeing/hearing.
by AnAsianAngel June 18, 2012
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A blogger who goes to events, especially press conferences, just for the sake of freebies.
A blogger who goes to events, especially press conferences, just for the sake of freebies.
Rina went to press event not to write about the story but for the freebie. She was hoping to win in the raffle. She's a certified blogbie.
by Rizal Jose August 9, 2012
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