Bearded Shrimp

When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.

We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.

by smeghead February 04, 2005

Bearded Clown

Another name for pubes and scrotum sack, which resemble a beard being your penis as the clown with funny nose.

This girl last night laughed at my bearded clown :(

by dingdong diva December 15, 2010

Bearded Hooley

To rub someones genital area with your beard.

Robert: Man my beard is totally yuck today, i gave some girl a Bearded Hooley last night.

by Robert Hooley July 27, 2008

Bubble Beard

When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.

It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.

I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!

My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!

by Kempo April 24, 2006

beard bounce

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man and takes a beautiful ride.

Look at his beard. I bet that's a good beard bounce.

by jackins07 September 23, 2013

bearded sax

The instrument that is played by a groupie who is trying to become a "member" of the band.

After the show, this chick had a great tryout playing my BEARDED SAX backstage.

by LCRC July 21, 2008

Rusty Beard

When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.

Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard.

by Cory Mohr January 03, 2009