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Muffler man

by Muffler man January 24, 2019
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Man Slave

A male that is used by a dominant woman for all duties around the home and for personal pleasures.
John was Misty's man slave, first she would make him clean the house and then he would be allowed to please her in bed.
by Sarah.Gibson31 June 9, 2018
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man stump

a dick that is not soft but not too hard. also known as erectile disfunction
i suffer from man stump my dick cant be hard
by satan's ass hole May 26, 2018
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Dolphin man

A song made by an absolute 'g' (greg) danny Gonzalez who you should all subscribe to and become greg
He was just a dolphin
Swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends
Happy as can be
Until one day he went
Adventure on to land
And he got bitten by
A radioactive man
Now he's dolphin man
Half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night
Cuz he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright
If you run in to him
In the dark abandoned house
Where he lives
Ohh
You know he may come off strong
But he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you
You can bet that you'll scream
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
You'll scream
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
She was just a lady
Not a care in the world
'Till she saw some grown men
Kidnapping a girl
She said
Help, let me go
So she sprung into action
Then she looked right at a neckless
And became Scarlett Johansson
Then she kicked all their asses
Varli, savior of the masses
Don't know where that neckless came from
Love more, hate less, that's the message
Dolphin man saw her on TV
And gave her a call
They formed the best crime-fighting team
In the world
Ohh
Then they saved the president
From an alien race
It was all over the news
He was screaming in space
Like
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Help, let me go(x3)
Let me go tonight
He said
Help, let me go(x3)
Stop kidnapping me
Songwriters: Daniel James Gonzalez
by The interlectual January 27, 2020
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Jag Man

NOUN

A man who has the taste and style to own and/or operate a Jaguar car.

(Does not apply to owners of the S-Type, as thats just a mondeo)
"Jag man says - I'd sooner push a Jaguar than drive a ford"

"Check out the Jag man, wish i had one of them
by Mike (Jag Man) D. Sanders October 1, 2008
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urban man

A giga chad that said V1nce had balls the size of bowling balls (which V1nce does)

Sub to V1nce or you have no life
You see urban man the giga chad
by V1nce has iron balls April 20, 2022
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Man twinkie

Woman: Hey honey, mind if i take a bite of your man twinkie?
Man: Uhh what?
by LeilaSP March 26, 2019
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