When two guys each get anally penetrated by 2 horses simlutaneously whilst jacking off their own father's that are licking your sister's anus as she shits all over his face.
Dude 1: I got to 51st base last night!
Dude 2: Dude, you're fucked up
Dude 3: Are you really sad enough to look through all of the definitions of bases until the 51st?
Dude 2: Dude, you're fucked up
Dude 3: Are you really sad enough to look through all of the definitions of bases until the 51st?
by YourMotherAndSister February 15, 2009
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Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?
Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.
Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?
Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.
by Steve from Canada (1) February 4, 2010
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The greatest sport ever. PERIOD. Misunderstood by jackasses who have never seen or been to a game.
For everyone who says that baseball is boring, my response is that it is only boring to you because you're too much of an ignorant prick to realize the complexities of the game.
You just see a pitcher throwing a ball to a guy with a bat. You don't see that the pitch is an outside breaking ball because the pitcher's hoping to get the guy to hit a ground ball to the right side for a double play.
You don't see the shortstop and second baseman signal who has coverage every pitch based on the hitter and situation.
You don't see the outfield playing a deep shift to left field when Albert Pujols is batting.
You don't see the pitcher back up third on a ball hit to the outfield with a man on first or, for that matter, the first baseman trailing behind the runner in case of a run-down.
You don't see a pull hitter hitting to the opposite field because there is a gap where the second baseman is playing closer to the bag because he has coverage on the steal.
No.
You just see a man with a glove throwing a ball to a man with a stick...and for THAT...you are a dumbass.
For everyone who says that baseball is boring, my response is that it is only boring to you because you're too much of an ignorant prick to realize the complexities of the game.
You just see a pitcher throwing a ball to a guy with a bat. You don't see that the pitch is an outside breaking ball because the pitcher's hoping to get the guy to hit a ground ball to the right side for a double play.
You don't see the shortstop and second baseman signal who has coverage every pitch based on the hitter and situation.
You don't see the outfield playing a deep shift to left field when Albert Pujols is batting.
You don't see the pitcher back up third on a ball hit to the outfield with a man on first or, for that matter, the first baseman trailing behind the runner in case of a run-down.
You don't see a pull hitter hitting to the opposite field because there is a gap where the second baseman is playing closer to the bag because he has coverage on the steal.
No.
You just see a man with a glove throwing a ball to a man with a stick...and for THAT...you are a dumbass.
Ignorant baseball hater: Baseball is boring!
Ball fan/player: Why do you say that!
Ignorant baseball hater: Because all it is is some guy throwing a ball to some guy with a stick!
Ball fan/player: But yet you don't see that he's trying to trick the batter into either swinging at a bad pitch or he's trying to get him to hit a ground ball to short? Besides, have you ever tried to hit a 90 MPH fast ball?
Ignorant baseball hater: No.
Ball fan/player: I rest my case.
Ball fan/player: Why do you say that!
Ignorant baseball hater: Because all it is is some guy throwing a ball to some guy with a stick!
Ball fan/player: But yet you don't see that he's trying to trick the batter into either swinging at a bad pitch or he's trying to get him to hit a ground ball to short? Besides, have you ever tried to hit a 90 MPH fast ball?
Ignorant baseball hater: No.
Ball fan/player: I rest my case.
by BigD87 September 26, 2008
Get the Baseball mug.25th base is the act of having sex with 2 women, at the same time, while playing Starcraft on the PC against 7 people and owning them all. While blindfolded. This also makes you more godly then Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Arnie combined. You also win at life. Any base after this is for pure show and tell, since if this feat is accomplished, you are God.
by DecadeOfAggression January 4, 2009
Get the 25th base mug.Similar to base jumping, but instead of freefalling, the diver is equipped with flaps below their arms and between their legs. The diver then "flies" around similar to a flying squirrel. Most wingsuit jumpers attempt to fly as close to the cliff/wall as possible.
Guy 1 - Hey, we're going to the Alps to go wingsuit (base) jumping... you wanna come?
Guy 2 - Hell ya, we'll be flying like sqirrels!
Guy 2 - Hell ya, we'll be flying like sqirrels!
by ThisWasTheLastNameLeft January 25, 2009
Get the Wingsuit (base) jumping mug.Back to base. Abbrevated to b2b.
If you're done doing whatever you were doing (a quest in an RPG, shopping at the grocer, finished work for the day, etc etc) and you're about to head home.
If you're done doing whatever you were doing (a quest in an RPG, shopping at the grocer, finished work for the day, etc etc) and you're about to head home.
#1
Guy 1: We finally killed all the murlocs we needed to, yay!
Guy 2: b2b
#2
Guy 1: So, did we get everything on the list or do we need more cheese for the nachos?
Guy 2: Nah we're fine, lets head back to base
Guy 1: We finally killed all the murlocs we needed to, yay!
Guy 2: b2b
#2
Guy 1: So, did we get everything on the list or do we need more cheese for the nachos?
Guy 2: Nah we're fine, lets head back to base
by Dallester October 9, 2009
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