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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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Bald Daddy

A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them
Did you see Ben Rogers today he is definitely a bald daddy.
by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021
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Desert Bald Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow
by __Loops__ June 17, 2020
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bald ass honkey

Joe: what's that over there
Mike: that's a BALD ASS HONKEY!
by Joe Noe May 16, 2016
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Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a funny girl who is very cute and is missy and is very very bald and is related to Jocelyn and Sierra.
Nanana BALD HILLARY
by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020
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bald water

When you're BALD.
lmao ur so BALD WATER. go get some hair, trash L.
by anonymous March 14, 2021
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bald soniasm

bald soniasm, we praise bald sonia 🥺🥺 ALL PRAISE BALD SONIA YOU HORNY BITCHES!🛐🛐
Girl1: My religion is bald soniasm. Girl2 Whats that? Girl1 WE PRAISE BALD SONIA BITCH
by danganronpa lover December 5, 2020
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