burnstache

A burnstache may occur when a non-moustached person has spent an intense, significant amount of time kissing or rubbing faces with a moustached person. The area above the upper lip will become very red and raw, and may develop bloody scratches which could cause scabbing.

"The Princess developed a wicked burnstache after making out with Mario."

by bunnieavenger February 16, 2007

Kitty Burp

1. What happens when you do work in the bedroom.
2. A vaginal fart

Shane: So I was fucking that chick from last night, she was pretty sexy.

Miles: Did you make that kitty burp?

Shane: You know it!

by Francois de Negro October 11, 2010

Burns

an old irish unit of measurement meaning several to many. It is usually used in conjunction with heavy drinking, as is our way.

"a Burns of us are going out for St Patty's tomorrow"

by burnser1018 March 16, 2010

Bumpst

Bumpst A word you say after you fart to let all the people around you know that you just farted

BUMPST!!! open the window i just bumpsted

by Jake Arch , Kev Ford August 8, 2007

burnstache

A style of facial hair popular during the civil war and still respected to this day. The burnstache consists of sideburns leading directly into the mustache - it similar to the beard but the hair on the chin is shaved. A prime example of the burnstache would be that of Major General Ambrose E. Burnside of the Union Army.

Me: Why General your facial hair looks absolutley top-shelf today.
Major General Ambrose E. Burnside: Why thank you, good man.
Me: Would you call that a burnstache?
General Ambrose E. Burnside: Enough chit-chat, Ive got a rebellion to surppress.

by a real hottenany99 August 16, 2009

Burpee

If a push-up and a squat had hate sex and the child had severe testicular cancer.

Kid 1: "Damn, the PE teacher made us do burpees today."
Kid 2: "Oof, I feel you man"

by UkrainianPerson September 5, 2021

BurpinJoe day

BurpinJoe day is a special day in June, it is set on 10th of June as a celebration to the legendary guy called Joe, or how he is most commonly known, BurpinJoe.

Person1: hey its June 10th !
Person2: yeah and?
P1: It's national BurpinJoe day!
P2: Oh boy we gotta get ready!

by Meglith June 10, 2023