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Bryan

Someone who flex a lot on Snapchat and likes to have more views

Also has a big head and gets but hurt over small stuff
That Bryan flex to much
by Djmayo June 25, 2018
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Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!
Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!
by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025
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Bryan

Bryan is a guy who is athletic and is short and likes to flex
Hey have u every seen a Bryan?

Yea he’s short.
by Hannahkat November 7, 2020
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bryan

the most amazing guy. who actually has an IQ over 9000. and is the most important person in the world. you can also describe him as perfect.
he is a bryan
by the saviour of the memes November 5, 2019
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bryan funes

Hehe Bryan Funes wrote this
Did u see what Bryan Funes said
by Funes December 12, 2017
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pulling a bryan

being late as fuck to work
where’s kaelec? oh, he’s pulling a bryan!
by thegorlwithkaleidoscopeeyes December 20, 2024
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Bryan

A Bryan is a type of guy who simps over one girl for too long that turns into obsession and stalker traits.
You: hey you remember my ex, Bryan?
Other: oh yeah the one that simps over you?
You: yeah im pretty sure he’s stalking me.
by StateFarmIsThere November 20, 2023
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