brazilian

crazy person

a brazilian es crazy

by Real Alberto May 11, 2022

Brazilian maracan cornhole

When you place the handle of

a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers

Shakira came by the house and played her brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.

by jpfister October 30, 2020

Brazilian Cocktail

In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.

Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"

by toboUD October 1, 2021

Brazilian Postcard

A dick pic, with clean shaven pubic hair.

This dude sent me a Brazilian postcard.

by Cold Lotion Racing September 28, 2019

Brazilian Hog Rider

When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.

Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.

by FettyWhopper690 March 23, 2023

Brazilian Capybara

A filthy sex act where one partner lays flat in a warm bath while the other straddles their chest, shaves them smooth, and proceeds to sit on their face while nibbling on a peeled banana — all while making slow capybara noises. Bonus points if it’s done in a public hot tub and someone films it in vertical.

She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.

by mr.sage July 21, 2025

Intellectual Brazilian

"Intellectual Brazilian” (Dr Urie Bezuidenhout, 2023), this phrase is used in a debate between scholars or specialists where one of them takes a disingenuous stance, despite credible evidence presented in the discussion. The other person then rebukes them, piece by piece, for their indefensible and dogmatic position, almost like exacting death by a thousand cuts. The analogy to a Brazilian wax is that, just like a Brazilian is intended to make the person look good, it is preceded by a painful experience when successive wax strips are ripped off sensitive areas of the recipient's skin. Instead of admitting that they were wrong earlier, they have their argument painfully dismantled in small pieces by the person exacting the "Intellectual Brazilian." The primary aim of this phrase is to maintain a recipient with some dignity at the end, which is considerably better than receiving an intellectual death by a thousand cuts.

The author that doggedly dismissed evidence to the contrary, was given an Intellectual Brazilian over multiple days by an expert in a terse and almost-humiliating fashion.

by Drbezphd January 3, 2024