Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.

Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone

by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024

Batman

Bruce Wayne

Batman is Bruce Wayne

by Mister Hyena August 5, 2018

Batman

Batman one of the best superhero’s his superpower is that he’s rich and that he has a fine ass

Wow look at Batman he’s Rich and DAMN look at that ass

by Batman’s ass March 6, 2022

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Bruce Wayne.

Now you all know who Batman REALLY is.

by bubba da prince October 23, 2017

Batman

A deranged rich orphan who fights clowns and has sex with women who role play as cats

I am Batman.

by Da_watchin_penn.jpg June 7, 2021

I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman

by Pandapiers June 12, 2023

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The act of getting highly intoxicated and on the car ride home sticking your head outside the window and start screaming BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations you have now been Batmaned.

Driving home from your wife's baby shower after becoming intoxicated and screaming out the window Batman.

by Givenone March 14, 2014