auto-sarchasm

The unwitting use of sarchasm upon oneself.

If I say "refudiate" to Sarah Palin or one of her fans, that's sarchasm. When Sarah Palin or one of her fans says "refudiate", believing that it's a real word, that's auto-sarchasm.

by GreatBigBore January 23, 2011

auto attack

When you attack someone immedietely on sight

I auto attacked my buddy john today.

by xCaerus March 4, 2021

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022

grand theft auto five

Grand theft auto is game that will make you evil you kill people with car and gun with michal and trebber

Girl: wanna smash
Person: *kills her with car*

Friend: wanna smoke crack
You: no I’m playing grand theft auto five

In grand theft auto five you kill people it is made by Donald trump

by Rolbloxoof February 10, 2018

Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.

When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.

by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020

Auto correct

The worst thing ever invented

Yo, stupid auto correct

by Nyan sans February 28, 2017

Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020