arse-ache

Generally someone or something that is a metaphorical pain in the arse/ass, causing aggravation or being a nuisance.

Finishing this report on time is getting to be a real arse-ache.

by Snuffle Grudger December 5, 2009

Biscuit Arsed

A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"

"You get biscuit arsed every weekend"

by Scotia fae the Toon April 13, 2007

Arse Blast

When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.

John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"

Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin

John: Ouch!

by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008

horse's arse

Something ugly, used or comparisons.

Her face was the horse's arse.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

The Wolf's Arse

When you get a hot and sweaty ass and defecating can be like passing lava, most likely caused by hangovers with hot tempatures.

by Wally Wolf June 11, 2006

Your arse

One of those ultimate comebacks, like your mum and your face. Not as commonly used.

A: This smells
B: Your arse!

1: Move outta the way!
2: Your mum!
1: Ya what?
2: Your face!
1: What the hell?
2: YOUR ARSE!

- A situation that actually happened to one of my friends.

by Kitty_1992 May 31, 2005

Red Arse

A red arse is a new recruit in the Irish Navy - most new recruits suffer sea sickness when they go on first patrol, usually off the west atlantic coast of Ireland, so heavy seas etc. The new recruits tend to sit midships (the most stable part of a ship, just by the funnel) feeling sorry for themselves while they puke

The heat of the funnel generally burns their arse! Thus new guys get a day or two leeway when they join a ship and are forgiven for sitting by the funnel! A senior rating (sailor) will refer to a junior "STFU you're nothing but a red arse" basically I've been around this ship longer than you!

"Shut TheF**k Up you're nothing but a red arse"

by Cobh June 16, 2013