Angry Mailman

When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!

by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009

A angry red neck

It is when you sexy choke a man or women until their faces turn red and scream a racial slur

I choked he until she start being A angry red neck

by L. O. L February 4, 2021

Angry Hell Raiser

When you cum on a girls face, grab a handful of thumbtacks and whip them at her.

"Man I was banging Trudy the intern at my desk last night, and I got to pull an Angry Hell Raiser with your stationary thumbtacks."

by R3825 November 13, 2007

Angry Chef

When a guy cums in a pan after being jerked off and hits the girl with the pan.

My girlfriend asked for an angry chef for breakfast.

by Pacsgood June 10, 2008

Angry Poodle

A sexually based revenge move for women, which entails:

A woman getting in the dominant 69 position with her man and then simultaneously biting his scrotum, defecating on his face and barking like a poodle.

Dude, did you hear how Penelope got revenge on Charlie for that flip and rip? She gave him an angry poodle!

by JMac_attack March 2, 2011

angry dragon

Pretty much a dangerous move, as describe by others, without a caveat.

I read about the Angry Dragon in the Urban Dictionary and it sounded great, but when I jammed my cock down her throat, she bit it off, and then while I was writhing on the floor in agony, she stuck it up my ass. Then she and four of her friends beat the shit out of me. I just got out of the hospital this morning.

by Uncle Meat December 26, 2008

angry clown

When a man goes down on a girl close to her period then looks at the mirror or girl only discover blood around his mouth looking like an angry clown.

Chick one says to chick two " my boyfriend went down on me last night I must of got my period because he came up looking like an angry clown! "

by Antidouche September 9, 2009