Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??

by kermit999 October 23, 2009

alternitastic

combination of alternative+fantastci=alternitastic

An alternative song (whether it be alternative rock/punk/indie/garage/etc) that is just absolutely fantastic in its own way (alternative way) can also be used to describe a band, singer, any thing relating to the genre alternative music.

that song is so alternitastic, everytime i hear it i just wanna jam out!

by girlwithstrangeideas November 4, 2010

alternahawk

When a girl, and sometimes a boy, shaves a side of their head, for an "edgy" effect. A common Portland/Seattle sight.

You know, that girl we met the other night, on Hawthorne, I really admired her alternahawk, but I wonder if her head was cold?

by therhetoric August 15, 2011

Alternate Take Freak

A person who must own a copy of every alternate take, live version and demo of a song.

"Though Jimi Hendrix made 3 studio albums and 1 live album, Bob has to be a Alternate Take Freak and own every demo

by reddddddddddddddddd August 23, 2011

Alternative Media Mixology

The use of components other than alcohol to create a blend and fusion of work that can be seen as artistic. Alternative Media Mixology is specifically that Art of high-end card making using a range of colours, textures and smells which appeal to the senses in new and unique ways.

Notelli.com does some great work, it's like alternative media mixology

by Notelli November 1, 2011

Alterfied

Either altered or modified

Genetically alterfied cucumbers

by lotte26 December 29, 2011

alternative shoulder tap

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.

Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.

by dickisthebf April 23, 2016