Allar

He is God

Allar is god

by Thedvd March 5, 2019

False Alarm

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

by Ratedout October 4, 2008

boobie alarm clock

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.

Hey baby, I have an early meeting, can I get a boobie alarm clock for 6AM.

by Codewarrior128 November 9, 2013

Dog Alarm

When one dog barks and the entire neighborhood of dogs start barking

Jamie be quiet, We wouldn't want to set off the dog alarm

by sinsforeal July 28, 2016

Brazilian Alarm Clock

Waking a man up with oral sex

Chris was gently woken by a Brazilian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 6, 2021

enkh-aldar

hard working and kind hearted man ❤️ 🔥

Enkh-Aldar You are the best dad ever! 🥰

by daughterrrrr November 21, 2021

False alart

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.

Nothing came out but gas, false alart!

by cjvialpando July 6, 2022