parker micheal allen

The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.

"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"

by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023

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This is the one mothafucka that will kill yo ass for sayin the wrong shit. Hates nazis. Loves weed. Will steal your girl

Person1: I'm cooked
Person2: why
Person1: I pissed off cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop
Person2: rip bro

by Me mothafucka November 19, 2025

Allen Strange

He's an alien from planet Xelan who decided to take the form of a black boy to live life on Earth.

Allen Strange is an alien in disguise.

by Opiup March 20, 2022

Cameron Allen

A cunt.

Friend: he's a right Cameron Allen.
Me: I know

by Mikecoxlong June 2, 2020

allen hinley

It is when you work really hard on a car and get really greasy. Then after that you go make love to a twelve year old and get her pregnant.

I Allen Hinley her real hard.

by Hinley_Lover November 25, 2014

Allen

To be an Allen means you were born funny and like to make people laugh. An Allen will give people a hard time, act selfishly yet be generous in other aspects, can't find the mustard bottle in the fridge but is the designated sniper in video games, has horrible nuclear farts that clears a room in half a second.... and lastly to be an Allen means to love your spouse forever and ever because no one else wants to be with an Allen.

Allen walks up to the fridge to get himself a soda and sits back down.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.

by raindrop121811 August 4, 2025

Allen

A cool, calm, and caring person who is sometimes mean but is nice overall. She/He is tall and they are very energetic and just fun to be around and hang with. When it is their birthday they always turn up.

Someone: Isn't your last name Allen, what does it mean?
Me: A cool, calm, and caring person who is sometimes mean but is nice overall.

by anonymous <3333 October 6, 2022