Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.

Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks

by RealEinstien January 31, 2024

aliens are coming

When aliens are coming: 💀
After the alien attack 🛸: ⚰️

guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?

guy 2: aliens doesnt exist

guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...

explosion 💀💀💀💀💀

by mister camera November 21, 2023

Alien Bean-bodies

The Alien Bean-bodies are a group of aliens who lives on the planet Nahfalafagus, invented by Youtuber and creative genius Moriah Elizabeth (my queen) in 2022.

The Alien Bean-bodies are so colorful and fun to look at!

by imthatbitchfromurnightmareshee November 26, 2023

Racist Alien

A person who will go by the name "Kyo" online andwill threaten the individuals "Soraval" and "Frizzoe" due to their race (not mario kart)

"I don't know figure it out yourself, I'm just a racist alien"

by anonymous November 26, 2023

Alien Whipped

When someone named Kendra makes you do whatever you want and you don't have a say what so ever. This person will tell you that you have a tiny dick and then get mad at you. What a bitch...

Kendra has Santi totally alien whipped

by SantiIsADad November 17, 2018

alien meme page

a bunch of aliens making relatable faces with memes as the captions.

zoe: omg, emma we haven’t added to the alien meme page today!!
emma: *gasps* we need to do that.

by gucciganggang November 29, 2018

alien baby

While getting fisted in the ass, the fister gets elbow deep on the fistee and proceeds to push their fist against the abdominal son the fistee, looking like an alien baby from Alien

I was watching some fisting pornos and this chick shoved her fist in another girls ass and gave her an alien baby.

by Filthy Turban July 30, 2017