Alpha Chi Omega is a sorority for girls who have it all. Beautiful, smart, talented, wealthy, good-hearted, and thoughtful, an Alpha Chi girl is one who will impress you at every turn. Whether she's tutoring your dumb ass in differential equations, making you sweat on the dance floor, or drinking you under the table every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night, she's doing it all with style, beauty, and class. Girls, if you don't think you can handle all that...don't worry, we probably don't think you can either. But we're sure you'll enjoy your time as a sister of Sigma Lambda Upsilon Tau. Fellas, you can tappa Kappa, try Delt, and get Alpha Phi all for free, but when it comes time to marry, make sure you choose an Alpha Chi girl!
"Man, this morning, that Alpha Chi Omega who wouldn't hook up with me at Lamba Chi Alpha and who was doing kegstands 'til 4 in the morning was STILL answering all the questions in my 8AM section!"
Here's to KKG, with their littled broken key
What the damn thing opens is a mystery to me.
Here's to KAT with their little busted kite
I wish to God the wind would blow it outta my sight!
Anchors to DG, throw 'em in the sea,
And I don't give a damn about the horny Alpha Phis!
I could wear the broken arrow of Pi Beta Phi,
but the only one for me is the lyre of Alpha Chi!
Don't rush the others...
THEY SUCK!
Here's to KKG, with their littled broken key
What the damn thing opens is a mystery to me.
Here's to KAT with their little busted kite
I wish to God the wind would blow it outta my sight!
Anchors to DG, throw 'em in the sea,
And I don't give a damn about the horny Alpha Phis!
I could wear the broken arrow of Pi Beta Phi,
but the only one for me is the lyre of Alpha Chi!
Don't rush the others...
THEY SUCK!
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Yo wheres my mom, sister, grandma and aunt
Check pathmark.
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Contrary to those who claim Alpha Chi Sigma is wanna-be frat, it truly is a frat, albeit a more academic driven one. It was made coeducational in 1969. This hotly debated topic was unanimously agreed upon after the University of Michigan swim team walked through the halls during the break. Female members are called "brothers"
Chapters of Axe can range from notoriously hard partying (alpha chapter), to very academic, to a mix of the two. Their colors are Chrome Yellow and Prussian Blue, and the flower is the red carnation.
Actives often refer to themselves as AXE (if no chapters of Alpha Chi Epsilon are present), but nationals does not appreciate this
Contrary to those who claim Alpha Chi Sigma is wanna-be frat, it truly is a frat, albeit a more academic driven one. It was made coeducational in 1969. This hotly debated topic was unanimously agreed upon after the University of Michigan swim team walked through the halls during the break. Female members are called "brothers"
Chapters of Axe can range from notoriously hard partying (alpha chapter), to very academic, to a mix of the two. Their colors are Chrome Yellow and Prussian Blue, and the flower is the red carnation.
Actives often refer to themselves as AXE (if no chapters of Alpha Chi Epsilon are present), but nationals does not appreciate this
"You're in a frat? You're a girl!"
"Alpha Chi Sigma is coed, and since I'm a chemist, its a good idea."
"Alpha Chi Sigma is coed, and since I'm a chemist, its a good idea."
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