Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.

"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"

by Mr Majos March 13, 2023

Alan

The best person you could ever asked. He tends to be quiet sometimes but inside, he cares. If you're hurt, he act like he doesn't care but inside he does. The best brother especially when making sure you're happy. He will always be there for you.

Alan: OML are u ok?

Ivy: Someone knocked me over

Alan: WHO?

Ivy: A bully

Alan : What did u do to her?

Ivy: i pushed her back

Alan : Good Job. I'll help you get over it.

Ivy : Ohh IN THAT CASE, I'll order a hydralyte ice block and a bowl of chips and can you also prepare me ice cream later? Oh don't forget my grape HI-CHEWS. THANK YOUUUUU

by M47human March 20, 2023

Alan

A FLY ASS NIGGA

Yo were that Handsome Motherfucker Alan at?

by Stolemaperctf March 26, 2023

Alan Frick

Gets Goosebumps When XRP Drops .01 cent. will ask you for the .15 you owe him. price of gold is up? he will know the day before

Works out everyday gets fatter
may be morman or jewish hard to tell

thinks he knows how to cook
sike
doesnt

dont be an alan frick

by anonymous March 29, 2023

alan

he is bonkers

alan is bonkers

by baldbrandon March 30, 2023

Alan

monki porn watcher
xxx.monkeyporn.com/monkeys

Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?

by hfdsiofsdjipovnkljohetyetyjhio February 18, 2023

Alan Kulwicki

A a perfectionist and doing things his own way, Alan Kulwicki was the winner of the 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Championship whilst driving for his own team, beating the best of the best, Bill Elliott, and the son of a legend, Davey Allison. After dying in 1993 in a light aircraft accident, Alan Kulwicki would forever be a legend of NASCAR. A true underdog, if not Underbird, no-one has done what he did before or since.

Alan Kulwicki had won five NASCAR Winston Cup races, 24 pole positions, 75 Top 10 finishes, and one championship in 207 races.

by AK7Forever October 29, 2023