alan

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill

wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe

by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

Alan

A bitch who gets dehydrated really easily and thinks he so funny.

Oh my god, Alan is going to die of dehydration.

by noneyabusinitch November 21, 2021

Alan

Knocks down food with school bag and steals your motors

Alan wtf!!

by Steve disciple July 30, 2019

Alan

Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.

The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.

by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020

alan riverer

Joke from AvM fandom. Beck=river so basically Alan Becker

A: hy do u watch alan riverer?
B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye

by Why do i even exist September 10, 2023

Alan

My name

Alan:cool

by the genshin simp😍 September 19, 2021