alan chiu

a boy or girl who is unwillingly able to get laid.

That person over there is such an alan chiu.

by Rainonme123 April 14, 2011

alan

alan is a huge curly tall guy thats is easy to fall for but at the end of the day HE HAS A HUGE COCK all he girls want a piece he is the prime example of the cum exploder he gtes so much girls that even dudes fall for him he just too hot!!!!

alan is hot

by alaniscute May 19, 2022

Jarrod Alan Houchin

Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.

Man Jarrod Alan Houchin is the only man for me

by Loyal defined December 12, 2017

Alan

(Known as the pedo)This man is more than interested in younger girls to be pleased by and loves clingy relationships. He’s always loyal to his girlfriends and is a really smooth guy.

Alan is a pedo.
Why is a Alan dating a girl of that maturity level.

by Dr.doofensmerz November 21, 2021

Alan is yes

Alan is yes
this means he is yes which means he isnt no

alan is yes he is yes

by habadabalove April 26, 2021

Alan Lee

Cannot say slut or whore without stuttering. His best friend is an Isaac and is known to have a horse cock and can make really fucking good sandwiches.

Friend: let's break u out of u shell. Say slut
Alan Lee: no ur gon say I'm misogynistic
Friend: I won't I promise
Alan: www hh ... Orr.. ee

by NoodycAn September 27, 2025

Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women

Wow alan Browne is pretty hot ngl

by Nintabo November 16, 2020