academically institutionalized

The point where a person has been in post-graduate school so long, either studying or teaching, they can no longer cope in the real world; they view all problems in the world as black & white and take pride in always being politically correct.

Richard's been struggling with his new job at Subway after graduating with degrees in eastern philosophy and liberal arts, I think he might be academically institutionalized by now.

by hughmurris September 5, 2012

academic fisting

(noun) the process in which a scholarly institution, such as a college or university, renders a student to a state where he or she feels as comfortable as he or she would have been if he or she had received a metacarpal enema. (see fisting)

variations of the term include, but are not limited to
academically fisting, academically fisted

Jon: Dude, I have three exams back to back this week, I just got a C- on my last exam, and my professor just gave us another assignment due next week.
Matt: Dude, you are getting academically fisted, hard.
Jon: Yeah, this is a serious case of academic fisting.

by Richard Shunnairy, RBN July 13, 2016

Acute Faggotosis

A condition that causes severe bouts of gayness.

Gordon suffers from Acute Faggotosis that causes him to have fits of homosympathetic symtoms.

by Rich549 May 27, 2018

Academic Flex

(n.) 1. A flex that a smartass uses to show off their intelligence on a test.

(v.) 2. When you give your teacher an assignment that could've been finished in 2 class periods but is finished in one class period or less.

(1.) Michael: Damn, Gabe's got a 100 every subject, true academic flex of the century.

Samuel: I know right, that's pretty fucking amazing.
(2.) Lydia: Why the fuck is Stacey sleeping?

Hailey: I don't know why.

*Teacher lightly taps Stacey's Shoulder*

Stacey: yeah...

Teacher: Is your assignment finished?

Stacey: um...yeah

*Stacey hands it in*

Lydia: How the fuck?

Hailey: That's an academic flex that can't be disputed.

by Smart4Life December 10, 2018

academic incest

When a college or university hires its own graduates back as professors, especially when they have little to no professional experience in their field.

The academic incest in RISD’s architecture department has led to a decay in faculty quality.

by Goblinoid February 20, 2020

Academies of Loudoun

Goofy ahh school that gives everyone depression

“Hey man want to go to the Academies of Loudoun?”

“That goofy ahh depression school, hell nah.”

by DepressionAtACL August 26, 2022

Academies of Loudoun

A magnet school with three programs

AOS - Academies of Science (highest GPA and SAT scores out of the three programs, also the most likely to make you want to kill yourself)
AET - Academies of Engineering (they're also pretty smart i guess)
MATA - I don't fucking remember what it is (everyone here either actually wants to pursue the program they're taking in MATA, or they just want an easy ass senior year. fuck MATA)

Dr. Wolfe is my goat

Fuck this school (academies of loudoun)

Fr bro

Guys I go to MATA

Shut the fuck up kys

by ihatetheacademies October 9, 2023