mislead abortion

When your mom didn't fucking want you but your bitchass still came out ugly as shit and everything ... fucking Andrea

Because of your moms mislead abortion your bitchass was born

by Juan el guapo November 24, 2016

Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.

"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion

by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021

Abortion Queen

A woman who sleeps with multiple men. Gets pregnant and doesn’t want to take responsibility

Tyrone slept with Keisha knowing she loves getting pregnant but he knew she aborted the last 5 kids! Man! That’s an abortion queen!

by Big Al Crane May 6, 2025

Bubble abortion

When you’re in the water and a bubble forms under ones shirt making them look pregnant. Therefore a bubble abortion is the action of popping the bubble.

Friend 1: yo look at my shirt I look pregnant

Friend 2: cute
Friend 1: guess I’ll have to do a bubble abortion

by Yung titty June 18, 2019

budget abortion

When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp

"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."

by Freak Train May 10, 2017

Louisiana Abortion

Someone on social welfare smashed on ice smoking a bong on a toilet while pregnant

Billie Jo Wilkinson had a Louisiana abortion on struggle street

by Louisiana scott July 14, 2023

Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020