Lesbian Apocalypse

Lesbian apocalypse is when lesbians take over the universe and tiktok

“LESBIANS WILL TAKE OVER EARTH”
“No?…”
“Stfu it’s time for Lesbian apocalypse

by wendys wife June 2, 2022

N word apology

An N-word apology is when a nonblack influencer says the N slur and makes a shitty video apologizing and somehow making themselves the victim or trying to justify it.

Shitty ass TikTok influencer: And im so sorry that i said the N slur but I AM the victim... my mom's friend sisters cousin uncle dad grandparents friends are black so I am black and you guys are harassing me, that's the end of my N word apology, bye guys

Viewer: MAN SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

by Gachafro April 30, 2022

Apocalypse Customer

A hungry customer, usually craving subway, who will brave heavy rain, lightning storms, tornado warnings, tornado sirens, tornadoes, hail, snow storms, sleet, blizzards, meteors pummeling the earth, acid rain, feral dogs, feral cats, zombies, and any general apocalypse scenario to obtain something to eat, most likely a sandwich, even though they should stay. the. fuck. home.

we should be slow today conditions outside are life threatening.

just wait for the apocalypse customers!

by Armondo72 November 12, 2010

marcos apologist

annoying, moron, stupid, ignorant, uneducated. Also can be called as a dickhead

person 1:yo, i wanna listen to songs from People's power revolution. they make me feel free
person 2:yeah,you can. but you msy get triggered the fact that there are too many marcos apologists raging because their god was overthrown

by paidpawoke November 16, 2020

Apolojizz

The act of having make-up sex.

Guy 1: My girlfriend and I had a huge fight yesterday.
Guy 2: Are things ok now?
Guy 1: Yeah, I apolojizzed.
Guy 2: Ooh, nice!

by Pickleknee October 4, 2009

Post-Apocalyptic Currency

A Handjob.

Your birthday party wasn't a total loss; at least I got some post-apocalyptic currency.

by hellobrian October 30, 2008

Apocalypsing

When you treat the relationship between your girlfriend wayyy to seriously, and your friends genuinely think you have a death pact if she ever leaves you.

Nick: 'Who's that chick Charlie's with?'
Ash: 'She's the girl he's been apocalypsing about since he met her the other week'
Nick: 'Fucking simp.'

by Your Local Perth Guide November 19, 2020