nordic alien

the term "nordic aliens" is a hilarious slang term for white people. it originates from the type of extraterrestrial commonly known as "nordic aliens" due to their humanoid shape, blonde hair, and blue eyes.

use case one:

A: wow who's that guy in the white house
B: he's a nordic alien
A: i heard he had a weird looking penis
B: all nordic aliens do

use case two:

A: the nordic aliens are really fucking up the neighborhood with their sting music and selzer
B: fucking nords at it again

by skullymundo January 31, 2025

alien piss

NOS the energy drink, the original only because of coloration

Let's go get cracked on some alien piss

by Rubeshell97 October 31, 2021

HOOTY (alien)

a really strong and cool and swaggy person that knows alot of people and things and they are also swaggy

have you heard of HOOTY (alien)??!
NO LMAO
go know them now say hi to them
thank you for teaching me

by justarandompersonlololol July 10, 2021

alien cookies

What you're looking to get when you're on the toilet and you heat some high bass beat.

Dude I think that I'm gonna go enjoy some Alien Cookies

by M3G4M4R7 October 28, 2017

Alien Mudhole

When you chance a glory hole and it's not a mouth on the other side.

I put my dick in an Alien Mudhole and it was shitty.

by Leaky Rhino September 28, 2022

Blurb the Alien

Blurb the alien is a channel made on the 8th of March 2024, it follows the adventures of 2 sock puppets named Jeffery and Blurb. There are 13 episodes in total, the last being made on the 1st of September 2019 it constantly increased it cast, the full cast on the last episode being: Jeffery, Blurb, French Chicken, Dank Dobby, 2 unnamed furbies that were “Definitely not made to fill up space”, another unnamed character that hadn’t been seen until the last episode, a hairdresser, the man who made a 2 minute video on wheels, the missing one, and unnamed character that is “soon coming”, slippy, g gnome (that’s spelled correctly). The show had (according to the last episode) 19 viewers (this may be why the show was cancelled) on the 10th of February 2024 it got a shoutout by semi-popular, British MineCraft YouTube creator Jackmanifold, this gained the channel 23.6 thousand subscribers and 28,964 views.

“Blurb the Alien was my favourite YouTube series! I hope they bring it back soon!”

by anonymous August 5, 2024

Alien

A trans man with an n in his name who has approx. one (1) ego death from penis envy mushrooms and proceeds to tell everyone that we are in a game.

Kevin: "Hey what's up man, what did you think of that DJ set? Phantoms killed huh!"

Neil: "Please, call me Ana. I am an alien, not a man."

Kevin: "..."

Neil: "You don't exist when I close my eyes."

by Alien Landr 69 May 25, 2024