Aaron Porter was the president of the UK NUS from 2010-2011 during the period of huge student protest. He basically declaimed the protests without thought, then supported them without actually helping at all, then took credit for actions he had actually impeded. He referred to himself as "dithering" during this time. He then proceded to make nice with the Labour party with the intention of, like most NUS presidents past, seamlessly transitioning into a role as an MP. To do an Aaron Porter is then to be a totally ineffective political liberal careerist who wouldn't know politics if it beat him up.
by Alain Badiou April 30, 2011

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHGH May 28, 2020

As of the 2017 season, major league baseball's all-time home run leader. It was sometimes prophesised that a little-known outfielder playing for the San Francisco Giants would someday challenge his record, but there is no indication that this will ever come to pass.
by Sonicoed May 9, 2017

A stupid little shit brother that is unfortunately taller than u and makes sure u know that.
He is easy to pick on and screams like a little girl
He is easy to pick on and screams like a little girl
by Ned’s head is empty November 5, 2019

A type of person who is usually under 4 feet that has a bowl cut. He is known for taking half-naked pictures of himself and sending them to group chats. He then proceeds to rage and call people dumbasses. He is typically seen to be playing Clash Royale. Most people refer to this creature as a monkey.
by Pappers123 February 24, 2020

Someone who is so GOD DAM FAT he creates a level 20.4 magnitude Earth Quake Thats Then Results in a Tsunami thats 3000 Feet tall and can destroy a whole civiliations with one step. If and when this Fat Fuck Jumps the Plant will crumble and kill everyone.
by GAY BOI CLINTON September 3, 2018

by The define King December 27, 2015
