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Melon tart

melon tart means someone whos a melon and a tart at the same time
by Lolace March 2, 2023
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African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 8, 2021
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Melon

A type of fruit that can be cut up into slices and eaten. Be sure to avoid the white parts that seperate the green outside and red, juicy inside when eating.
I love to eat melons, they are my favorite food!
by neombruh December 7, 2019
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absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon
by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023
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melon

melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg
Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat

Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon
by i love having no friends June 15, 2024
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Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.
Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy
by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022
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skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers
Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.
by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016
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