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handles

A strange phrase from the North of England used to describe something as rubbish. Not very good.
Have you seen her new hair cut? It's handles.
by BanginDave December 17, 2020
mugGet the handlesmug.

crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support
I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken
by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018
mugGet the crutch handlemug.
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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Handle Goo

"Handle goo" is the layer of germs and who knows what on anything the public touches. For example a door handle, an escalator handle, the rail or handle on a stairway.
Leaving the bathroom Jill had no choice but to use the door handle and get her hands covered in handle goo.
by BrieKneeVA October 17, 2008
mugGet the Handle Goomug.

Yaya handles

The name for the "assist handles" on the interior of a car above the doos.
Ava grabbed the yaya handles as the car took the curve too fast. Slow down, cousin, she yelled through clenched teeth.
by Camille_lexographer November 20, 2022
mugGet the Yaya handlesmug.

sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy
Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.
by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018
mugGet the sucking the old pan handlemug.

handled JuraSicko

Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)

He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.

(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
mugGet the handled JuraSickomug.

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