You Look Like a Runner

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.

Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.

by glasspaper May 22, 2017

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Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.

Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.

by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

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Ass runner

Construction term for a boss that runs his apprentices so hard that they can hardly walk by the end of the day.

Mother: How was your day on site today?
Son: Terrible, my boss is such an ass runner that I could barely stand up at the end of the day. Do this, do that, get off your ass and keep moving!

by Dick Mahoon November 7, 2025

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Pipe runner

Good with pipes (lays the pipe)

Big john is a pipe runner

by Giggggggg January 11, 2018

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Creamy runner

A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.

Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."

by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020

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