A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.
Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.
by anawesome1 July 10, 2016
Get the penguin's kneesmug. The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.
by Professor Morelotek June 10, 2018
Get the Mother Penguinmug. The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.
When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.
First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.
First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.
by ribblesworth November 17, 2010
Get the penguin spacemug. A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.
by The_wild_hippopotamus August 27, 2016
Get the Slimy penguinmug. A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
by Аnоn December 31, 2011
Get the nice penguinmug. by Boxfridge November 25, 2017
Get the Feeding the penguinmug. whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.
The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.
by remarketer May 12, 2011
Get the tickling the penguinmug.