Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.

Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022

Landon Youngblood

He is the most famous of the crips, he is such a gangsta that he be wearing other niggas faces.

Landon b. Youngblood a hoyts movie theater (supervisor).

Person 1: “hi Landon Youngblood !”
Landon: “dude wtf your actually demented!”

by Homiemarlon January 9, 2020

landon

the new form of the word incel. this does not reference anyone and anybody with the name landon is pure coincidence.

guy: "Haha women aren't funny because women"
other guy: "Don't be such a landon dude"

by Profound.artist October 14, 2019

landon latourrete

A dumbass nigga who got busted in the fuckin lip by a dumb blonde with brown hair

My boy out here lookin like a Landon Latourrete

by Yaboi32 February 9, 2017

Landon

Landon is one of the hottest guys on the market, he is loyal,caring, and athletic. Overall Landon is the guy of any girls dream. Landon is the PERFECT BOY.

Girl: OMG I want that guy but he has a girlfriend.
Different girl:That is Landon, the hottest boy ever!!!

by Jane Jerinston November 12, 2019

Landon

Landon is and innocent yet deadly npc ready to f**k your mom, girlfriend, sister, and dad at any point in time. He will break your cock while you're having a wet dream about your math teacher.

i landon

by big daddy tate December 2, 2022

landon marable

Landon Marable is a hot smexy guy that i know. i’ve loved him since i was 9!! we’ve been together for 11 months. LANDON I LOVE YOU TEXT ME WHEN YOU SEE THIS 💕

landon marable: “balls in ya jaws.”
addi- “shut the actual hell up. “

by Addi Neal November 23, 2021