Get the ball hairmug. An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they would be suave and stylish, like the beard of Jesus.
You are standing in front of the mirror, low and behold, your nip now bears a 2 inch long Jesus Hair!
"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."
"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."
by MBucher December 9, 2008
Get the Jesus Hairmug. Natural hair is a term used for the hair that (typically) grows out Black peoples heads. It ranges from textures like kinks, coils, and looser curls that grow down instead of out. Natural hair means that it is in its natural state, with no perms, weaves, or wigs.
by #FreeJT June 2, 2019
Get the Natural Hairmug. Speaking of which, I learned that white people don't use washcloths. Did you know that? I'm serious they got one bar of soap in the house. Every time I go to use it, someone's pubic hair was in it. Why yo ass gonna put the wrong bar of soap in your butt and all that. Maybe I need to wash my face...or my feet.
by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006
Get the pubic hairmug. by blubunny November 15, 2007
Get the hair crampmug. salmon hair is when hair on the top of the head is nearly glued to the face and you look pathetic. it mostly happens when a persons hair is in a fanny split.
by bbbbbb1234 October 17, 2010
Get the salmon hairmug. Indie Rock types who grow their large (not long), disheveled manner. Much like bed-head but usually requires a good 30 minute in front of the mirror with $25 in "product" strategically applied.
by Grotos27 February 5, 2005
Get the hair forcemug.