A "slut farm" is an alcohol-serving establishment frequented often by easy women and girls with low standards.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you up to tonight?
Guy 2: I'm headin' out to Crazy Horse.
Guy 1: Don't go there dude, it's a total slut farm.
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right, my boy Mike took one for the team last time.
Guy 2: I'm headin' out to Crazy Horse.
Guy 1: Don't go there dude, it's a total slut farm.
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right, my boy Mike took one for the team last time.
by Captain Toolshed March 29, 2011
Get the Slut Farmmug. -the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
Get the plankton farmingmug. by not.a.farmtruck February 19, 2019
Get the farm truckmug. by Offrey J June 17, 2006
Get the Tree Farmmug. Young daughter: Hey dad, why are we listening to farm songs?
Dad: Well, I guess someone left the radio on the country music station sweetie. I'll change it.
Dad: Well, I guess someone left the radio on the country music station sweetie. I'll change it.
by iphonedaily June 15, 2009
Get the Farm Songsmug. cracker farm
When I lived in Oklahoma we had an employee that went nuts and tried to kill himself.
We did not here from him for a while but one day he called the office and explained that he was in the "Cracker Farm"
that"s the first time I heard a mental facility called a "Cracker Farm"
so from that point on we all at the office used the term to refer to a nut house or mentel facility.
When I lived in Oklahoma we had an employee that went nuts and tried to kill himself.
We did not here from him for a while but one day he called the office and explained that he was in the "Cracker Farm"
that"s the first time I heard a mental facility called a "Cracker Farm"
so from that point on we all at the office used the term to refer to a nut house or mentel facility.
Hey This is john doe < how you guys doing? oh I am ok i am in the Cracker farm down in Cement , oklahoma.
by crackerbreaker December 12, 2013
Get the cracker farmmug. A small road less traveled, usually in the country. Normally referred to as FM such as a 911 address of 115 FM 2558.
by Bigred78 May 30, 2009
Get the Farm to Marketmug.