slow beans

Disappointed; not happening

Slow beans for you bud.

by slow beans February 8, 2018

Dirty Bean

When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall

Holy shit dude I dirty beaned that bitch

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Poopy beans

The worst insult you can possibly say to someone. It is worse than calling someone a poopy head or rarted, Or even a hecker. (apologies for my horrible language)

Person 1: Lmao you’re so stupid it’s funny!
Person 2: Shut up poopy beans!

by Nekochu_gaming September 24, 2020

Noggo Beans

Noggo Beans is a deity, it can be worshipped by any religion. It commonly shows up in shows such as The Real House Wives Or Orange County and also Full House. It is unknown what Noggo Beans wants in this world, however, it is known that we need to worship it.

Bro did you worship noggo beans today? If not you need to! Who knows what'll happen if you dont!

by Eghoster March 24, 2021

ownage beans

A way to describe someone who owns or is ownage. Originated from a kfc tower defence when the baked beans tower is upgraded.

I'll just upgrade this tower... AND NOW THEY'RE OWNAGE BEANS!

by roboduck February 26, 2009

Batter the Bean

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

Bean Balloon

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.

Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.

by Neufdog2 March 18, 2014