Blunt Barbie

Bad bitch who smokes ganja and don't need no man
Guy 1: Damn (blank) is fine after
Guy 2: an she's a blunt Barbie
by Bubble tea teet June 23, 2018
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facebook barbie

When someone post facebook pictures on their dating profile that are 10 years and 30 lbs ago.
I met a women off tinder the other night, she turned out to be a total facebook barbie
by theredcat360 July 07, 2021
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The barbie effect

A supernatural effect meaning that right in the moment when you need something, it doesn't actually work or it vanishes all of a sudden (and obviously after you don't need it anymore it appears out of the blue or, even worse, it works).
We couldn't see the movie yesterday night because of the barbie effect.

-Hey, John, can I borrow your bottle opener?
-Sorry, man. I can't find it, the barbie effect strikes again
by Izzzir May 06, 2020
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Headless Barbie

Skinny necked child’s doll who has lost her head (and part of her sole) up her captors backdoor.
Headless Barbie has her revenge as Kev sits down gingerly. Barbies ponytail is caught on Buzz Lightyears foot preventing a smooth extraction.

A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’
by TWSS TWHS February 15, 2023
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Barbie Rat

A Barbie Rat is a rich spoiled annoying friend(They tend to think you have money for everything).
Jessica your such a Barbie rat...like die😘 (Jessica is just a random name)
by kenny_west360 April 18, 2016
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Backroad Barbie

Noun:

Def., you are a Backroad Barbie when you will go in any man's car on a back road and have sex with him.
All bro, that girl's a Backroad Barbie. She was down that back road with me just the other night. We was hitting it hard.
by Flossy6973 May 24, 2018
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Barbie T

Fake celeberity radio host clout chaser who use men for money and never make a real connection. Can't have a difference in opinion or disagreement otherwise considered disrespectful. Never seen natural always wearing makeup and wigs. Most likely will never marry or have kids. Way too many demands and being nothing to the table. Men beware will catfish you and waste your time.
Make sure you get a good woman and not a Barbie T
by Alpha864 November 25, 2021
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